There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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