shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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