dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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