Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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