Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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