I cockslap morals
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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