i jhust puked up my retainher.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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