I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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