i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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