And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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