Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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