We're like a lot better than the average bears
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
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Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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