Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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