Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
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I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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