My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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