i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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