Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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