imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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