Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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