Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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