arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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