so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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