I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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