their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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