Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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