did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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