I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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