I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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