Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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