is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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