margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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