I love black thongs
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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