my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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