My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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