OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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