They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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