areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Randomize