We're like a lot better than the average bears
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Randomize
