Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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