with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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