Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
We were destined to go to rehab together
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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