craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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