our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It's rum buckets o'clock
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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