She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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