watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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