he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Your cock deserves a montage
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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