took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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