: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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