Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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