Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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