this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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