u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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