I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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