what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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