Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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